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Tom Auxier | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 
Tom Auxier | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 
Setting out to write for a gaming site, everyone’s got subjects they’d rather not deal with. I’ve got a friend who handles this conundrum by simply not writing anything at all, but I choose to just steer clear of subjects that may ruffle some feathers.
However, it seems the time has …
Life is like a box of candies, you never know what you’re going to get.
What might seem like a trite pop culture reference is the heart of Candy box!, a recently released online game that features only a slowly increasing counter and one button: eat all the candies. If you’ve …
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here, nigga
- Drake, “Started From The Bottom”
Freddie “The Prophet” Phelps is standing at a the top of the three-point line, dribbling …
Undoubtedly the best part about my gig with Pixels or Death is being exposed to things I wouldn’t normally be exposed to (and I’m not just talking about oddities in the corporate bathroom). I doubt I would have given Soul Hackers a shot, but I ended up loving that game.
Lately …
Oh god, I’ve lost another one. I’m not bothering to pronounce them dead anymore, I’m taking in patients and spitting out cadavers with masterful speed. I’m the McDonald’s of malpractice. I deliver cold bodies and devastating news in six minutes or your next lobotomy is free. I’ll even upsize your …
Tom Auxier | Wednesday, October 17, 2012